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Queen Of The House & King Of The Road
Words & Music By:
Roger Miller
Sequenced by:
Harry Todd

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Trailer for sale or rent
Rooms to let, fifty cents
No phone, no pool, no pets
I ain't got no cigarettes, ah but
Two hours of pushing broom
Buys a eight by twelve fourbit room
I'm a man of means by no means
King of the Road

Third box car midnight train
Destination Bangor, Maine
Old worn out suit and shoes
I don't pay no union dues, I smoke
Old stogies I have found
Short, but not too big around
I'm a man of means by no means
King of the Road

I know every engineer on every train
All of the children and all of their names
And every handout in every town
And every lock that ain't locked when
No one's around I sing ...

Trailer for sale or rent
Rooms to let, fifty cents
No phone, no pool, no pets
I ain't got no cigarettes, ah but
Two hours of pushing broom
Buys a eight by twelve fourbit room
I'm a man of means by no means
King of the Road

I know every engineer on every train
All of the children and all of their names
And every handout in every town
And every lock that ain't locked when
No one's around...I sing...

Trailer for sale or rent
Rooms to let, fifty cents
No phone, no pool, no pets
I ain't got no cigarettes, ah but
Two hours of pushing broom
Buys a eight by twelve fourbit room
I'm a man of means by no means
King of the Road




Up everyday at six
Bacon and Eggs to fix
Four kids from 1 to 4
Pretty soon there'll be one more
I got four floors to wax and scrub
And there's a dirty old ring in the tub
I'll get a maid someday, but till then, I'm
Queen of the House

No time to fix my hair
Need a new dress to wear
Old clothes will have to do
Cause the kids all need new shoes
I got bridge club each Tuesday night
He's goes out with the boys and gets tight
But when the evenin's through he comes home to
Queen of the House

I know the milkman, iceman, they come every day
They give me tips on the horses to play
And when I've got the time to spare
I sit and wish that I'd picked
A rich millionaire...I sing...

Up every day at six
Bacon and Eggs to fix
Four kids from 1 to 4
Pretty soon there'll be one more
I got four floors to wax and scrub
And there's a dirty old ring in the tub
I'll get a maid someday, but, til then, I'm
Queen of the House

I know the milkman, iceman, they come every day
They give me tips on the horses to play
And when I've got the time to spare
I sit and wish that I'd picked
A rich millionaire...I sing...

Up every day at six
Bacon and Eggs to fix
Four kids from 1 to 4
Pretty soon there'll be one more
I got four floors to wax and scrub
And there's a dirty old ring in the tub
I'll get a maid someday, but, til then, I'm
Queen of the House